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The Great Lizard Escapade

catalogingdreams
Mar 28, 2017
2 min read

It took about 2 months going over the horrendous memories just to build up enough momentum. Finally, we've reached the peak. The point in time where those memories manifested themselves in my dreams and appear as one of the most disgusting dreams ever! Be warned!

This lizard had to go! There was no way I could live and sleep peacefully in this house knowing that this horrendous creature was around. I called everyone over to the kitchen to help. Once ready, I picked up a broom at the side and thrust it in the gap under the oven. The lizard flew out instantly! (Apparently I don’t learn my lesson even in dreams) It scampered around the kitchen floor looking for a hiding spot. There were 5 of us in the kitchen, armed with brooms brushing the lizard from every direction. We didn’t want to kill it. No! No one would want to clean up the corpse. We needed it to leave the house but it didn’t want to head in the door’s direction no matter how hard we tried! In a moment of carelessness, the lizard escaped into the living room!

I watched in horror from the kitchen doorway as the lizard made a beeline for the cat lounging on the rug. Closing in on the cat, it leapt and dived straight into the cat’s butt hole! Oh my god! All 5 of us stood in shock as we saw the tail wriggling vigorously as the lizard tried to bury itself inside the cat. Next thing I knew, the lizard somehow managed to whip itself around inside the cat and now its head was sticking out the cat’s anus.

It looked at us and mockingly darted its tongue as if smirking that it got the better of us.

We froze and stared at the lizard. Who was going to rescue the cat??

Next thing we knew, the cat sat down and that was the end.

P.s. it took me a lot of effort trying to take a picture of a cat's butt just to fit into this story. The one place where I wouldn't look as crazy doing it? A Cat Cafe!

Shout Out to the Cat Store (阿貓地攤) in Hong Kong! It was a beautiful place decked out in all things cat~ It was family and animal friendly